This is me when I first discovered the Jurassic Park Builder app.
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Cayleigh learnt calligraphy.
It took a two-year course;
Funding from Santander;
And a second job.
One Monday she made a pack lunch
And wrote her name in the style of her co-worker Caitlyn.
Cayleigh disliked confrontation.
But it was time to take that bitch down a peg or two.
The second picture of the burd and I in a two-year-long relationship because we like each other’s faces but not our own.
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
He forgot the forty two cents though
where the fuck is she i am like balls deep in aliens right now
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Corgi Compilation - You are welcome
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